Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Inner thoughts for public consumption

I want you to think something about me, or do I? Fake tells like in poker? Maybe I have done lost my mind. I doubt that though, I'm pretty rationale. Go local sports team go! Except the wizards, all college sports and possibly any bowlers who hail from this area.

Something about driving and listening to music that allows me to get real deep in thought. Sounds dangerous I know but it's not a planned thing, it just so happens that when I'm concentrating on the road and have some good tunage on is when my inner thought spectrum hits another level of deep/meaning. It's not until I come out of it I realize I'm 4 miles down the road from when I started. I still drive well and don't lose speed like dicks on cell phones but it's still weird, even to me.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Bucket-O-Leftovers

Take ham, mac-n-cheese and broccoli and put in an empty cool whip bowl. Take said bowl and shake the shit out of it. Heat for several minutes and enjoy, once you've let it cool off that is. Layering isn't too essential but I prefer broccoli on the bottom, mac in the middle(fuck malcolm) and ham on top.

Once you've consumed this refrigerator emptying concoction you'll probably have to poop within the next 24 hours.

Friday, February 15, 2008

Timberlands

They're made for mountain climbing. Come the fuck on.